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Corki Duncan's avatar

Being older and having grown up with septic lines, my dad would occasionally set it on fire. Like magic it stopped smelling for awhile

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Kelton Wright's avatar

Lol corki i love this

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Ali's avatar

WHAT???

Oh I need details now.

Can the tank explode?

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Anne Murphy's avatar

I dated a guy for 8 years who worked with his dad in their septic pumping business called "Septic Alert." I know waaaaay more than I ever wanted about the finer details of septic tanks and what it's like when things go wrong.

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Kelton Wright's avatar

Few things I love more than when someone has a surprising depth of knowledge on a relatively obscure topic. I am delighted.

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Jenn H's avatar

My guess would be that radon wasn't as much of a problem when you first moved in, because you had such drafty conditions. But now that you've sealed up the cabin tight, time to check for radon if you haven't already! (I know--just what you wanted--another item for the to-do list)

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Kelton Wright's avatar

This has been ticked off, so thankfully *not* another item.

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Jenn H's avatar

Always great when a to-do item is to-done!

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Gaëlle Gosselin's avatar

That's some funny shit !!

Besides all the laughs I had a great time screwing up my face trying to sound like a Jim 😂

See, there was a good reason why your nose doesn't work, you were just meant to live in this town !!

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Kelton Wright's avatar

A true blessing in disguise lol

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David Rainey's avatar

Imagine Colorado dude with a Southern drawl for a laugh. :)

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Kelton Wright's avatar

I have and I did 😂

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Sarah Lavender Smith's avatar

When we built our septic from scratch, we made sure it was plenty big & easy to access. When my dad built his cabin across the road in 1974 (where my brother now lives), it not only proved to be inadequate and too close to the house, but he left no record of its design or access point when he died in 2013. Two summers ago, the situation got so bad—shit oozing from the ground and my brother’s dogs rolling in it—we had a massive “treasure hunt” to find the system’s lid, which was slightly underground, to open & fix it. Long way of saying, it’s important to service your system & know how to care for it over the decades. Good luck!

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Kelton Wright's avatar

That is wild!! Omg the dog 😂😂😂

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Caro Silva's avatar

I saw a truck with the logo “Poolice” I think they do septic tanks and swimming pools.

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Kelton Wright's avatar

Omg lol

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Jack Everly's avatar

Ahh the problems listed nowhere on the agreement form you sign to be civilized...Good stuff!

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Michael Estrin's avatar

I’n not familiar with the Colorado bro accent, but your description really helped me hear it in my head. Great post & sorry about the smell!

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Kelton Wright's avatar

Fine trade off for me! 😂 glad I nailed the accent descriptor

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Kelton Wright's avatar

Truly a relaxing and live large accent. 10/10 would listen to again.

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